ithoughtuwerebae:

stimman3000:

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bpdkid:

y’all I haven’t posted in months but pls venmo me @georgi-binder bc ya gurl might be homeless within a month so im absolutely desperate!!!!!!

lesbriian:

YALL

WHEN I SAY TWITTER IS TURNING INTO 2013 TUMBLR

I FUCKING MEAN IT

y’all I haven’t posted in months but pls venmo me @georgi-binder bc ya gurl might be homeless within a month so im absolutely desperate!!!!!!

drkshdwbnch:

wormspeddler:

one time when i was like 6-7 i was hanging out with a friend on one of these 

and he told me a joke so funny (god i wish i could remember) that i lost control and pissed myself. but i was on the up side and so my pee stream trickled down and wet his pants and i couldnt stop laughing as i watched it happened. even when he noticed i had peed his pants and got off, sobbing, i couldnt stop cackling. i hit the ground and rolled off, giggling and probably still pissing myself. i peed someone else’s pants…. i never saw that kid again. sorry kid.

thank you for sharing your story

mystereoheart:

mystereoheart:

nothing has shaken me to my core more than learning that lin manuel miranda not only knows the mcelroy brothers, but directly wrote at least one verse in the hamilton song “we know” with their ‘vocal cadence’ in mind

i was mistaken. not one, but two references.

rubyfruitgirl:

getting stoned with your friends but not knowing how to roll = weed bottoming

nest:

a guy about my age, frat boy type, just stepped off the bus, looked me right in the eyes, and said “i wish things were different.” then walked away. genuinely think it might have been a hallucination

dragonsir:

fjorester-yashregard:

hegodamask:

deadcrushing:

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

@nyebevans @nathanosblightcallers

This works so well, I am in awe.

“Where are all the gods” right as Thor starts tossing people around

The chorus hits hard at the same time Valkyrie does and her first swing even connects right when the song has what sounds like a sparking sound effect

“He’s gotta be strong” just when Hulk steps in

The small synth flourish timed perfectly with a dramatic Loki hair flip

This is art.

The fact that Thor keeps saying “that’s what heroes do” throughout the movie just makes this perfect

gotherfather:

gotherfather:

gotherfather:

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

jtated:

garbage-empress:

she who controls the frogs controls it all

At first I was like hmmmmmm but THEN